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“Doritos Kings against the Vegan Queens”
There’s never been such a conflict/rivalry than the one between the brothers who are in love with the “Doritos sisters,” and the phenomenal women known as
“TWIXXY Twixx
Plant BASED QUEEN Nicole
And The VEGAN QUEEN SHEREE”
How this rivalry began.. Monsta Yo a legendary recording artist declared his love for Doritos on a national platform. Of course his brothers Jimmy Vigil and M.U.R.D.A.H RUE, would also let the world know their common love with the sisters of Doritos: sweet and spicy, Cool ranch and nacho cheese.
This Love triangle (pun intended) gain social media attention causing other followers to declare their own love for Doritos. But everyone knew that no one could love Doritos more than Monsta Yo.
Having an open relationship he once said: “it’s not that difficult having an open relationship with Doritos, as long as you keep it out of the public limelight.” But too many people have been finding ways to exploit the love of his life throughout the social media platform. Soon these phenomenal women known as TWIXXY Twixx
Plant BASED QUEEN Nicole
And The VEGAN QUEEN SHEREE…. Would decide to take on a crusade of going against everything Doritos.
There stands for clean eating and clean living vegan style has begun to soar to new heights challenging everything Doritos. With their campaign
“Shame on you Monsta Yo”.
Attempting to shame him and everyone for eating none vegan products stating facts like mucus and high cholesterol as reasons to not indulge in the delicious taste of Doritos. They stand firmly on their cause of saving everyone from health concerns.
But Monsta Yo, Jimmy Vigil and M.U.R.D.A.H RUE say that plants are for Chipmunks and rabbits and that Doritos is where it’s at.. They remind the world how Doritos truly makes them feel. The taste, the feelings, the sensations of overwhelming delight as you reach your state of euphoric pleasure from every bite. How can you not love Doritos even if you are a vegan.
So to those who rage war against Doritos we say to you today come on home, you know you’re hungry eat a bag of Doritos so that you may find yourself alongside of us on that fantastic voyage of ecstasy.
For those interested in learning more about good health and good living and Vegan lifestyle contact
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